Piss Machine Crop Top

$55.00

Are you someone who respects the fine art of staying moist?

Bold, mildly cursed, and stupidly comfortable, the Piss Machine crop top is perfect for anyone who’s had to announce “Pee right back” more times than they’d like to admit.

The perfect gift for the chronically hydrated person in your life.

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Are you someone who respects the fine art of staying moist?

Bold, mildly cursed, and stupidly comfortable, the Piss Machine crop top is perfect for anyone who’s had to announce “Pee right back” more times than they’d like to admit.

The perfect gift for the chronically hydrated person in your life.

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  • INCHES
    XS - Length 17 ⅜″ x Width 18 ¾″
    S - Length 17 ¾″ x Width 19 ¾″
    M - Length 18 ¼″ x Width 20 ⅝″
    L - Length 18 ¾″ x Width 21 ⅝″
    XL - Length 19 ⅛″ x Width 22 ⅝″

    CENTIMETERS
    XS - Length 44 cm x Width 47.5 cm
    S - Length 45 cm x Width 50 cm
    M - Length 46.5 cm x Width 52.5 cm
    L - Length 47.5 cm x Width 55 cm
    XL - Length 48.5 cm x Width 57.5 cm

  • PRODUCT DETAILS :

    1. made from 100% combed cotton — softer, stronger, and way more flattering than your average tee

    2. Heather shades are 85% cotton, 15% viscose — still soft, still stylish

    3. Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² — lightweight enough to breathe, thick enough to not regret wearing it

    4. Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for that effortless “I woke up hydrated” look

    5. Cropped length, because sometimes less fabric is more fashion

    6. Ribbed crew neck and side-seamed construction keep things neat (even if you aren’t)

    7. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and double-needle hems = built to last

    8. Preshrunk so you don’t end up with a baby tee (unless that’s your thing)

    9. Sourced from Bangladesh, made to order just for you

    10. Every piece is printed on demand — slower shipping, less waste, better world. Everything counts! Thank you!


    EU GPSR compliance
    Manufacturer contact information

    Name: Printful
    Email address: support@printful.com
    Postal address: Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050

    Age restrictions: For adults
    EU Warranty: 2 years

  • Shipping Disclaimer for US orders
    Please note that some orders shipped to or from the United States may have additional customs duties, taxes, or import fees applied upon delivery.
    These charges are not included in the item price or shipping cost and are the customer’s responsibility to pay. It is recommend checking with your local customs office for more information on potential fees

    Once your order is placed, you’ll receive a confirmation email, followed by tracking info when the item ships.

    Please note :

    1. Orders typically take 2–7 business days to process before shipping.

    2. Delivery times vary by location.

    3. Shipping is handled by Printful.

    Returns:

    We do not accept returns, refunds, or exchanges unless your item is damaged or incorrect due to production.

    Any claims for misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 7 days after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 15 days after the estimated delivery date
    please contact us at Moon@morningmooncreative.com