Piss Machine Hoodie

INCHES
[ Size - Length x Width x Sleeve Length ]
S – L 27″ x W 20″ x SL 33 ½″
M – L 28″ x W 22″ x SL 34 ½″
L – L 29″ x W 24″ x SL 35 ½″
XL – L 30″ x W 26″ x SL 36 ½″
2XL – L 31″ x W 28″ x SL 37 ½″
3XL – L 32″ x W 30″ x SL 38 ½″
4XL – L 33″ x W 32″ x SL 39 ½″
5XL – L 34″ x W 34″ x SL 40 ½″

CENTIMETERS
[ Size - Length x Width x Sleeve Length ]
S – L 68.6 cm x W 50.8 cm x SL 85 cm
M – L 71 cm x W 56 cm x SL 87.6 cm
L – L 73.7 cm x W 61 cm x SL 90.2 cm
XL – L 76.2 cm x W 66 cm x SL 92.7 cm
2XL – L 78.7 cm x W 71 cm x SL 95.3 cm
3XL – L 81.3 cm x W 76.2 cm x SL 97.8 cm
4XL – L 83.8 cm x W 81.3 cm x SL 100.3 cm
5XL – L 86.4 cm x W 86.4 cm x SL 103 cm

PRODUCT DETAILS :

1. Unisex fit for maximum comfort, whether you’re mid-stream or mid-streaming

2. Cozy blend of 50% pre-shrunk cotton and 50% polyester — soft enough to nap in, durable enough for your fourth bathroom break

3. Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (aka: warm, not sweaty)

4. Air-jet spun yarn = fewer pills, more chill

5. Double-lined hood with matching drawcord, because you’re fancy like that

6. Quarter-turned body (yes, that's a thing) so you don’t get that awkward front crease

7. Stretchy rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for that snug-but-not-strangled fit

8. Classic kangaroo pocket: perfect for cold hands, snacks, or existential dread

9. Reinforced stitching throughout, built for the long haul (or long haul flights… to the bathroom)

10. Sourced from ethically run factories in Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador

11. White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties. It’s not a flaw. It’s a vibe.

12. Every piece is printed on demand — slower shipping, less waste, better world. Everything counts! Thank you!
    

EU GPSR compliance
Manufacturer contact information
Name: Printful
Email address: support@printful.com
Postal address: Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

Shipping Disclaimer for US orders
Please note that some orders shipped to or from the United States may have additional customs duties, taxes, or import fees applied upon delivery.
These charges are not included in the item price or shipping cost and are the customer’s responsibility to pay. It is recommend checking with your local customs office for more information on potential fees

Once your order is placed, you’ll receive a confirmation email, followed by tracking info when the item ships.

Please note :

1. Orders typically take 2–7 business days to process before shipping.

2. Delivery times vary by location.

3. Shipping is handled by Printful.

Returns:

We do not accept returns, refunds, or exchanges unless your item is damaged or incorrect due to production.

Any claims for misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 7 days after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 15 days after the estimated delivery date
please contact us at Moon@morningmooncreative.com