Piss Machine Tank Top

INCHES

XS – 12 ¼" Length × 13 ¼" Width
S – 12 ⅝" Length × 14" Width
M – 13" Length × 14 ¾" Width
L – 13 ⅜" Length × 15 ¾" Width
XL – 13 ¾" Length × 16 ¾" Width
2XL – 14 ¼" Length × 17 ¾" Width

CENTIMETERS

XS – 31.1 cm Length × 33.7 cm Width
S – 32.1 cm Length × 35.6 cm Width
M – 33 cm Length × 37.5 cm Width
L – 34 cm Length × 40 cm Width
XL – 35 cm Length × 42.5 cm Width
2XL – 36.2 cm Length × 45.1 cm Width

Whether you’re gaming, streaming, or just embracing the chaos, this tank’s thick straps and ribbed texture keep you looking effortlessly cool (and questionably hydrated).

Details:

• Piss Machine design on front

• 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester

• 1×1 micro rib texture

• Stretch fit with thick straps

• Scoop neck and mid-length cut

• Pre-shrunk and side-seamed for durability

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

• Made on demand to reduce waste

Stay hydrated. Stay unbothered. Stay legendary.

EU GPSR compliance
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Morning Moon Creative and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Shipping Disclaimer for US orders
Please note that some orders shipped to or from the United States may have additional customs duties, taxes, or import fees applied upon delivery.
These charges are not included in the item price or shipping cost and are the customer’s responsibility to pay. It is recommend checking with your local customs office for more information on potential fees

Once your order is placed, you’ll receive a confirmation email, followed by tracking info when the item ships.

Please note:

1. Orders typically take 2–7 business days to process before shipping.

2. Delivery times vary by location.

3. Shipping is handled by Printful.

Returns:

We do not accept returns, refunds, or exchanges unless your item is damaged or incorrect due to production.

Any claims for misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 7 days after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 15 days after the estimated delivery date
please contact us at Moon@morningmooncreative.com