Piss Machine T-Shirt

$50.00

Are you someone who respects the fine art of staying moist?

Bold, mildly cursed, and stupidly comfortable, the “Piss Machine” T-shirt is perfect for anyone who’s had to announce “Pee right back” more times than they’d like to admit.

Available in black, white, light blue, and light pink.
The perfect gift for the chronically hydrated person in your life.

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Are you someone who respects the fine art of staying moist?

Bold, mildly cursed, and stupidly comfortable, the “Piss Machine” T-shirt is perfect for anyone who’s had to announce “Pee right back” more times than they’d like to admit.

Available in black, white, light blue, and light pink.
The perfect gift for the chronically hydrated person in your life.

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  • [ Size - Length x Width x Sleeve Length ]

    INCHES
    S – 28″ x 18″ x 15 ⅝″
    M – 29″ x 20″ x 17″
    L – 30″ x 22″ x 18 ½″
    XL – 31″ x 24″ x 20″
    2XL – 32″ x 26″ x 21 ½″
    3XL – 33″ x 28″ x 22 ¾″
    4XL – 34″ x 30″ x 24 ¼″
    5XL – 35″ x 32″ x 25 ¼″

    CENTIMETERS
    S – 71.1 cm x 45.7 cm x 39.7 cm
    M – 73.7 cm x 50.8 cm x 43.2 cm
    L – 76.2 cm x 55.9 cm x 47 cm
    XL – 78.7 cm x 61 cm x 50.8 cm
    2XL – 81.3 cm x 66 cm x 54.6 cm
    3XL – 83.8 cm x 71.1 cm x 57.8 cm
    4XL – 86.4 cm x 76.2 cm x 61.6 cm
    5XL – 88.9 cm x 81.3 cm x 64.1 cm

  • PRODUCT DETAILS

    1. Made from a 50/50 cotton-poly blend for soft comfort and just enough durability to survive your 12th bathroom break of the day

    2. Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² — lightweight but not flimsy, breathable but not see-through

    3. DryBlend® moisture-wicking fabric helps keep sweat stains out of the equation (especially helpful during boss fights or boss Zoom calls)

    4. Modern classic fit — not too baggy, not too snug, Goldilocks would approve

    5. Ribbed collar in a classic width so you look like a functioning adult

    6. Taped neck and shoulders = extra comfort + longer life

    7. Tear-away label, because you’ve got enough irritation in your life already

    8. Available in Black, White, Light Pink, and Light Blue — hydration looks good in every shade

    9. White may look slightly off-white due to fabric properties. That’s not a defect, it’s character.

    10. Ethically sourced from Honduras

    11. Each shirt is made to order just for you — which helps us reduce waste and make cooler stuff in the future. Thanks for being part of that.


    EU GPSR compliance
    Manufacturer contact information
    Name: Printful
    Email address: support@printful.com
    Postal address: Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050
    Age restrictions: For adults
    EU Warranty: 2 years

  • Shipping Disclaimer for US orders
    Please note that some orders shipped to or from the United States may have additional customs duties, taxes, or import fees applied upon delivery.
    These charges are not included in the item price or shipping cost and are the customer’s responsibility to pay. It is recommend checking with your local customs office for more information on potential fees

    Once your order is placed, you’ll receive a confirmation email, followed by tracking info when the item ships.

    Please note:

    1. Orders typically take 2–7 business days to process before shipping.

    2. Delivery times vary by location.

    3. Shipping is handled by Printful.

    Returns:

    We do not accept returns, refunds, or exchanges unless your item is damaged or incorrect due to production.

    Any claims for misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 7 days after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 15 days after the estimated delivery date
    please contact us at Moon@morningmooncreative.com